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actress and drama student.
“And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover To entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain”

    "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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    #i'm white  #jokes  #quotes 


    We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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    "Mit hoved er blandt stjernerne, men begge mine ben er på jorden."
    Michael Strunge (via tankesky)

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    #michael strunge  #quotes 
    "One day, whether you
    are 14,
    or 65

    you will stumble upon
    someone who will start
    a fire in you that cannot die.

    However, the saddest,
    most awful truth
    you will ever come to find––

    is they are not always
    with whom we spend our lives."
    Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"  (via bl-ossomed)

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    I was so into the Indiana Jones movies and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones. The first time, I tied sheets together and tried to climb the side of my house after I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark. The second time, I was riding a horse and trying to gallop as fast as I could, like Indiana Jones, and got thrown from the horse. The third time I was bit older and it didn’t have anything to do with trying to be Indiana Jones. - Pedro Pascal for Interview Magazine.

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    #pedro pascal  #Got 


    Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

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